“MISSION UPDATE FROM THE BUSH” — VDM TAKES FAKE TRACKING TO ANOTHER LEVEL

VDM has dropped another hilarious fake tracking video — and this one took the cruise straight into the bush… literally. 🌿😂

In the clip, VDM is seen lying deep inside thick bushes, holding a live snake, while delivering a very serious-sounding operational update.

According to him, the snake is “one of the kidnappers’ messengers” that has now been neutralized. Weapons recovered. Mission successful. 💀😂

He goes further to explain that the job is not easy — claiming he has been in the bush for eight months fighting “nappers,” while warning them to run away because:

“Men don enter the bush.”

Pure satire. Pure cruise. And very intentional humor that had everyone laughing hard.

This is VDM doing what he does best — mixing serious national conversations with well-timed comedy, reminding people that laughter is also part of staying sane in tough times.

😂 If you didn’t laugh, check your pulse.

No kidnappers were tracked.
No messengers were arrested.
The snake is innocent. 🐍😂

This is comedy — enjoy responsibly and laugh hard.

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